1) The day Kylie Minogue set foot on the earth, we were walking on holy ground
2) Some call her the Queen of Pop
3) With her over 75 million records sold
4) And blessing the world with music classics like 'Spinning Around'
5) and the empowering 'Get Outta My Way'
6) and the forever upbeat 'Love At First Sight'
7) and, of course, the always catchy 'Can't Get You Outta My Head.'
8) But she's not really the Queen of Pop
9) She's more like the GODDESS
10) She brings love
11) (So much love)
12) She brings beauty
13) (So much beauty)
14) She brings joy
15) (So much joy) wherever she goes.
16) Like the goddess that she is, she's also the source of immortality
17) She has yet to age
18) She's got a booty that won't stop
19) Just look at the video treatment!
20) And randoms (someone called Justin Timberlake?) have touched her perfectly pert posterior.
21) Like I said, she's a little piece of heaven on earth
22) And we are blessed